Sunday, September 4, 2011

Dedicated to Teresa Ficaretta in her search for the "security leak" who blew the cover off her little celebration of the multiple rifle sales diktat.


Undercover operative of C.O.W.L. -- The Coalition of Willing Lilliputians.



The little man who wasn't there.

Y'all may recall Teresa Ficaretta's celebration of the DOJ's end-run around Congress' opposition to the registration scheme known as the multiple-rifle sales diktat. We heard from several sources right after my post -- which, like this one, goes straight into Ms. Ficaretta's in-box -- that Terrible Teresa was pitching a screaming hissy fit, looking for Waldo, or whoever leaked it.

After I had an uncommonly, and I must admit ungentlemanly, good laugh at her expense, I decided it might be the decent thing to do to help her out of her conniption. For reasons I explain in the email, I copied it to Henry Kerner of the Issa committee.

-----Original Message-----
From: georgemason1776@aol.com
To: teresa.ficaretta@atf.gov
Cc: henry.kerner
Sent: Tue, Aug 30, 2011 3:54 pm
Subject: Just a tip about press leaks.

My dear Teresa,

Just trying to help, but you're not looking for one security leak, you're looking for a rusty screen door with holes in it. This happens in failed enterprises when the unloved managers who unintentionally engineered their agency's own collapse and try to blame it on other people find that since there was no top down loyalty, there is no bottom up loyalty either.

Here's another tip. You saw Waldo today and didn't recognize him. It may, in fact, have been when you looked in the mirror this morning.

Have a nice celebration of your diktat.

Mike Vanderboegh
Forwarding address: Living in your head, rent-free.
Gambit, AL

PS: I copy Henry on this so you would be able to contact him if, no, let's say, when, you decide to roll on your DOJ bosses. It is in your own best interests, you know. Last one to rat in a conspiracy gets the cell. Of course I'll be happy to interview you if you like. I'll have my official press credentials by the time of the next hearing, so I can't be tossed out on my ear. ;-)

PPSS: Did you ever figure out Ramsey A. Bear? 8-)



Ain't I a stinker?


Ramsey A. Bear, home from the psy-ops wars.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

"Ain't I a stinker? "

Yes, yes you are. And I, at least, for one, am glad of it.
Thank you, Mr V. You DO have a rapier sharp wit.

B Woodman
III-per

Dave said...

Interesting phrase in your e-mail "...since there was no top down loyalty, there is no bottom up loyalty either." Maybe this concept is one reason the would-be tyrants in this country aren't on a faster pace to success. In their arrogance they treat their worker bees (military and LE) like crap yet still expect them to carry out their every oppressive wish unquestioningly.

Some recent examples: ICE employees vote "no confidence" in John Morton and Phyllis Coven due to retaliatory practices against whistle-blowers, among other reasons (http://www.iceunion.org/download/259-259-vote-no-confidence.pdf). BPA Terry killed engaging violent border gangs while armed with a bean bag shotgun (what cold-hearted, self-serving administrator ordered bean bags in this high-risk assignment, and what investigation ever took place regarding this decision???) I could go on all day...

PT said...

"Mike Vanderboegh
Forwarding address: Living in your head, rent-free.
Gambit, AL"

LOL